How could I resist?

I bought a HUGE, 10 cm wide Moss Agate heart necklace, complete with a resident goat.  Or Capricorn, as Astrology fans would call it.

And, because the stage is lit in green and because it's excellent hacking music here's the theme music to 'Das Boot', played live by Klaus Doldinger himself:

OK, 5 minutes is definitely not long enough.  Here's the full length soundtrack:

Perfect for reading through traceroute.